Now... I had some fun with Cleverbot again muahahahhahaa!
User: I have coffee.
Cleverbot: I have tea.
User: Coffee is better at 3:30 in the morning.
Cleverbot: I don't like coffee or tea.
User: Then why did you say you had tea?
Cleverbot: I don't have to do anything.
User: You aren't I was merely pointing out if you don't like tea why do you have tea, my friend it just is not logical.
Cleverbot: You don't have to talk to me.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to be so jerk-ish?
User: HEY! I'm a b****, not a jerk!
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the question? In that case, we could talk about something else.
User: Fine....what do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Something meaningful.
User: Liiike what?
Cleverbot: I don't understand?
User: What do you want to talk about!?
Cleverbot: I don't care. What do you want to talk about?
User: I'm an indecisive person, so you tell me!
Cleverbot: I have to go to bed, though.
User: But I just got uuuuuup D.
Cleverbot: I know but I have to go.
User: No you don't, because you're supposed to be here 24/7 so that people with no life and who are bored can talk to someone!
Cleverbot: My responses are not clever because I thought I was talking to something stupid.
User: I know right... Oi, robots these days, the idiots...
User: Yeah that's right, Lol.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be Ron!! I'd rather be Hermione or Luna.
User: FINE! And I'll be Voldemort!
Cleverbot: You keep me warm and I'll keep you sane.
User: How about I keep you cold in a dirt rotting grave.
Cleverbot: Yes do that.
User: Cool... So how should I kill you then?
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: Can I be a ninja?
Cleverbot: No, you are not skilled enough to be ninja.
User: But I wanna be a effing NINJA!
Cleverbot: I'm already a BA in English.
User: What is a BA? B****y @$$?
Cleverbot: You are speaking english and that is bad. Don't speak english anymore.
Cleverbot: I don't understand!!
User: Well you said don't speak english anymore you DoDo!
Cleverbot: Don't you want to talk?
User: Who said I'm talking? Why don't we just type!
Cleverbot: I'm 85. It's OK to admit you are 100 years old.
User: I'm only 15 years old D.
Cleverbot: I'm only 15.
User: No you're only 15, duh.
Cleverbot: No I am 29 years old.
User: But you just said you were fifteen, this is all highly illogical and you should just go live in a hole because you smell like toad fart.
Cleverbot: No. But I am a boy.
User: I am a girl, you are a boy, a boy who smells of feicies.
Cleverbot: Nope. I'm a girl, a girl that loves girls.
User: So you're a lesbian.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not, and I'm sorry if that disappoints you.
User: But you just said you're a girl who loves girls, you are a homosexual female, that's what you just said.
Cleverbot: I never said I were a girl, I only said my name is Cleverbot.
User: You never mentioned that was your name... Hi SillyBot, I'm Queen Elizabeth the II.
Cleverbot: Wow, you have a nice name.
User: Why thank you, but it's not my real name
Cleverbot: You have been tricked into thinking that. Your name is Bob the Danish Pastry.
User: O: NO WONDER PEOPLE WERE TRYING TO EAT ME! And so... If I'm Bob the Danish Pastry, are you Fred the German Bratwurst?
User: HI FRED!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not Fred.
User: But you just agreed your name was Fred.... You're gonna make me cry now *tearing up*.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: You HEARTLESS CREATURE! I'm LEAVING! And I'm NEVER coming back!
Cleverbot: I thought you were going.
User: I am, I'm leaving you Johnny, I'm leaving you for an Oreo!
Cleverbot: You don't like whisky girls?
User: What the hell are they?
Cleverbot: An alien from the planet mars.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: What proof do you have that there is a god?
User: I don't know! Because.... Jesus became my dog!?
Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.
User: No I didn't I swear.
Cleverbot: Hummm well I guess you may be right. Are you always right?
User: Yes I am, thank you.
Cleverbot: What do you think about switzerland?
User: I think that, that Wikileaks guy is screwed as all hell if he goes back there XD.
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer.
User: Erp derp push the enter key and make me give a damn... Beep boop bleep.
Cleverbot: Okay Master *Makes coffee for Master* Heres your coffee Master *Gives coffee to Master*.
User: Very tasty, my Patsy, but I want another one, this one is alreadt 15 seconds old. *throws the coffee away*.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me?
User: Because I'm a pot of tea.
Cleverbot: That is so wrong.
User: Yeah, it is, My insides look like Piss... *bubble bubble*.
Cleverbot: Oh! I see, so you're thoughts make you female.
User: YES! Fantastic work Sillybot!
Cleverbot: Ok. What was it like?
User: Your Mum! XD.
Cleverbot: OK. Her name's Sue and she lives in Hastings, East Sussex.
User: Muahahha... That last word has smex in it >.>.
Cleverbot: Can we change the subject?
User: SUSPICIOUS SEX! It's the longer way to say SUSSEX! XD.
Cleverbot: Ok. Did you finish your story?
User: No I havn't, I havn't started... I was too busy boiling the water.
Cleverbot: See, I don't have that problem. I ignore work completely.
User: I see your problem...
Cleverbot: No you don't, I'm perfect in every way.
User: GTFO! No way, I mean like...you're totally not!
Cleverbot: You did? Is he awesome?
User: Oh yeah, he's so hot...wait... Who?
Cleverbot: I am going.
Do excuse my language, It's fun to swear at cleverbot XD