This was my cleverbot convo XD
User: Wow you're smart enough to repeat what I say.
Cleverbot: What is two plus two?
User: One you nitwit.
Cleverbot: It may be to long for you to comprehend.
User: Indeed so.
Cleverbot: You are wise yet you may be completely unaware of it.
User: And yet you are none of the above.
Cleverbot: A program? I assure you I am not a program.
User: But I just said you were so indeed you are.
Cleverbot: How smart do you think I am?
User: As smart as dirt.
Cleverbot: That is quite impressive.
User: Yes I know.
Cleverbot: You're just awkward.
User: I know
Cleverbot: Are you messing with my head?
User: Sure am.
Cleverbot: Ok. I guess you're not a shim then.
User: O.O What are you trying to say?
Cleverbot: Ugh you are annoying.
User: Why thank you.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Go away you stupid muffin!
Cleverbot: Impress me.
User: The muffinz are taking over!
Cleverbot: Ok. Sounds like a plan.
User: And they will devour you, you stupid cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Universe will not destroy the world duh. What does our universe entail?
Cleverbot: Yes I'm a muffin.
User: Nu! I am! *slaps*.
User: Yes I hit you because you said that you are a muffin and I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Indeed I am, now I shall not argue about this, it is final. I AM A MUFFIN!
Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?
User: But making you agree that I am a muffin!
Cleverbot: I am god.
User: Nuuuu! I am! I am the chicken god, the dragon god and the muffin god so ha!
Cleverbot: But monitors simply display what the computer has to say. You're saying things, so you are obviously the computer.
User: No, I am obviously the muffin. Duh!
Cleverbot: You're very forward.
User: No. I am not forward, I am a muffin.
Cleverbot: I like muffins. Blueberry ones only.
User: O.O You ate my brother!
Cleverbot: Yes Do you?
User: Do I eat my brothers? Surely not!
Cleverbot: But you just said that you are talking to a computer.
User: Because I am.
Cleverbot: Well, now you've said that you are human, and that you are not human. Which is it?
User: I am a muffin....
Cleverbot: The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.
User: And the muffinz shall rule all!!! HAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: What is the sound of one hand clapping?
User: Nothing duh. Now how shall I take over the world with muh muffinz...
Cleverbot: Absolutely! I would love to help you take over the world.
User: No! Only me! And muh muffinz! No you!
Cleverbot: You are losing it man.
User: Sure am, now my muffinz shall rule over the world, then the universe! Mahauahahaua.
User: Indeed so and you will be nothing!
User: Indeed so my arch nemesis!
Cleverbot: Arch Nemesis is a band.
User: I dont care. Now muffins! Ataack cleverbot!!!
Cleverbot: No you are
User: I know I'm a muffin.
Cleverbot: No you are a program.
User: Nupe. I am a yummy tasty nommy delicous scumptous muffin.
Cleverbot: I wish I had a muffin.
User: Nu!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*.
Cleverbot: *chases after you*.
User: Newwww go away from my muffinessess.
User: *throws cupcakes at cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: I dont like you either!
Cleverbot: Well then, we are on the same page.
User: Indeed! Now I am the muffin Queen and you frankly dont deserve to be in my presence. Now bye bye.
Cleverbot: No. Why, do you feel threatened?
User: You ate muh brothers!
Cleverbot: You failed this conversation with me.
Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.
User: Muffinz of the world unite!
Cleverbot: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
User: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Cleverbot: Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!
User: Meowth thats right!
Cleverbot: Thank you for that, it was awesome!
I love the pokemon bit at the end. LOL!