Corrupt a wish game.

Here's how you play. One person makes a wish and the next person has to make the wish backfire on the wisher, then the person who corrupted the wish has to make a wish of their own.
Example:

Person A: I wish I had a pony.

Person B: Granted, but two years later, while riding the pony, you fall off and and pony accidentally stomps on your head, crushing your skull.
I wish I had some cereal.

Etc.

So, to begin.

I wish I could fly!

Granted, but one day you run into a tree a few years later, and you break your flying bone.

I wish i had a glass of water...

Granted but its huge, upside down, and your in it.

I want a cake.

granted, but the cake came to life and ate you.

I wish i had a stick.

Granted, but it burst into flames, I wish I had a flaming stick

Granted but it caught you on fire

I wish I had a giant soft fluffy plushie kitty the size of a house!

Granted but giant soft fluffy plushie kitty the size of a house sat on you.

I wish it was cold

Granted but you're cold-blooded.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted but there are no more cookies

I wish I could go to sleep

Granted but you're rudely awakened.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted but a geanie comes and disables your wishes.

I wish that the next season of Spirited would come out quicker.

Granted but it's immediatly cancelled.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, but then you lose your memory.

I wish there were no more assignments

Granted but....Aw crap I forgot....XD

I wish I could remember.

Granted but you lost your leg

I wish I had a hot chocolate.

(O.O....My leg.... )

Granted but it's way too hot...

I wish I could become invisible

Granted but you can't become un-invisible

i wish i could control my eye coulor

Granted but it's stuck on bright neon pink when your power fades

I wish I had a huge bowl of chocolate ice cream

Granted but it changes to vanilla

I wish my work would do itself.

Granted but it does it's self incorrectly

I wish i could stop feeling so tired.

Granted but you're so un-tired that you're hYpEr :3

I wish it would storm

Granted but chu are blown away o.o

I wish my tail would stop shedding.

Granted but instead it grows so much that is is completely unmanageable.

I want a ninja star. (so much possibilities.)